I Will Post You A Muffin.

If you would like a muffin simply fill in the form below, press the button, and send the resultant email.

Except as indicated, all fields must be fully completed.

If your submission appears genuine (see FAQ), a muffin will be posted to you within seven days of receipt.


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What kind/s of muffin would you like / not like?

Note: although your preferences will be taken into consideration, no undertakings are made regarding what kind of muffin you will actually be sent.

Your best theory as to why I would send a muffin pro bono on demand to any random who requests one via the internets:

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