Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: Is this a hoax?

A: No. Provided you have filled in the form correctly and I am satisfied that your request is genuine, I will post you a muffin within seven days of receipt. Try it, and see for yourself.

Q: Is this, in any sense, a commercial endeavour?

A: No.

Q: How will I know that my request has been received and approved?

A: All requests - both accepted and denied - will be acknowledged via email upon receipt.

Q: Can I have more than one muffin?

A: At this time I am only undertaking to send one muffin at a time to any given individual.

If you want another you're welcome to submit another request, which will certainly be considered. But there are no guarantees.

Q: What's to stop me from deceptively obtaining multiple muffins by pretending to be several different people - or requesting a muffin for someone else, who didn't ask for it?

A: Effectively nothing. But I will not knowingly send multiple muffins to a single person claiming to be multiple people, or to people who haven't requested one.

Requests which I strongly suspect to be fraudulent in either of these senses will not be honoured.

Q: You rejected my request - but I am for real!

A: Convince me.

Q: I live in [place far away from Australia]. Can I still have a muffin?

A: Yes.

Q: Will you send it airmail?

A: If my budget allows and I particularly like your submission, I might.

(As yet I have no idea what condition muffins sent internationally via seamail generally arrive in. Any feedback on this will be assimilated with interest.)

Q: Do you make these muffins yourself?

A: Yes. I may send prepurchased muffins in the future, but as yet I have not done this and have no plans to.

Q: I don't like muffins. Will you post me some other kind of baked good, such as a brownie?

A: No.

Q: Will my personal details be sold?

A: Absolutely not.

Q: Will my personal details be used for any purpose other than sending me a muffin?

A: Not without your permission.

Q: How can I be sure of that?

A: You can't. If you want a muffin, you'll have to trust me.

Q: Who are you?

A: Who are any of us, really? I have a blog. Maybe that will answer your question. Maybe not.

Q: Is this a Hagakure Enterprises initative?

A: No.

Q: Is this somehow related to Project 27?

A: Huh?

Q: Is there some kind of occult or esoteric subtext to all of this?

A: What a bizarre question.

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: You tell me.